Says explained
It is fine, the film said so.
Eagles Were Busy
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Here for the jokes. My fixes are mostly not serious, and sometimes they work.
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Trope Spotter
Spots lazy tropes across many titles.
On Why did NASA train oil drillers instead of sending astronauts? in Armageddon
On Why did the President fly a fighter jet in the final battle? in Independence Day
Says dumb
A head of state in a cockpit is a risk no one would allow. The film sells it with a speech, but it is a bad idea in every other way.
On Why is Bane's dialogue so hard to hear? in The Dark Knight Rises
Says explained
I could hear him fine and the mask is the whole point of the character.
On Why do the drillers drive the Armadillo across the asteroid like a dune buggy? in Armageddon
Says explained
It is an action movie and this is an action scene. If you want a realistic space drive, this is the wrong movie.
On Why isn't Elsa cold in a snowstorm? in Frozen
Says explained
She makes snow. She is not going to be cold.
On Why did Anna agree to marry someone she had known for a day? in Frozen
Says explained
It is a cartoon and the song says it all.
On How could Monica and Rachel afford a huge Manhattan apartment? in Friends: Season 1
Says explained
It is a sitcom. Please.
On How could Rick walk out of the hospital after weeks in a coma? in The Walking Dead: Season 1
Says explained
He is shown as thirsty and weak, and the show gets to the zombies quickly. I do not mind it.
On Why didn't Jack climb onto the door with Rose? in Titanic
Says explained
People who complain about this have not seen the film. The ending is the ending.
Frozen
3.1/ 10(450 ratings)
Armageddon
Why do the drillers drive the Armadillo across the asteroid like a dune buggy?
Armageddon (1998) · 1:30:00
ContestedNot scored
6.8/ 10(560 ratings)
Independence Day
7.1/ 10(1,400 ratings)
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Prometheus (2012)
Why did Millburn try to pet the snake-like alien?Millburn offers the snake a ham sandwich. It declines and lunges anyway.
Would this fix it?91% say yes (230 votes)
2 weeks ago
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The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
How did the trapped Gotham police survive underground for months?The police come out of the tunnel with beards down to their belts. Gordon says 'Shave later.'
Would this fix it?88% say yes (148 votes)
3 weeks ago
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Armageddon (1998)
Why do the drillers drive the Armadillo across the asteroid like a dune buggy?Add a sign on the Armadillo's dashboard: 'Do Not Jump Craters.' The driver jumps a crater.
Would this fix it?92% say yes (142 votes)
4 weeks ago
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Game of Thrones: Season 8 (2019)
Why did Jaime leave Brienne and return to Cersei?Jaime sends Brienne a one-line raven apologizing, then stays in the North. The series ends two episodes early.
Would this fix it?91% say yes (225 votes)
4 weeks ago
Cut a line
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
How did Palpatine come back in The Rise of Skywalker?Cut the crawl line and let him be a ghost in Kylo's dreams. No return needed, just a long shadow.
Would this fix it?81% say yes (160 votes)
5 weeks ago
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Game of Thrones: Season 8 (2019)
Why did Daenerys burn King's Landing after the bells rang?The bells are a ringtone. Dany answers a call from Jon, loses her temper and flies off.
Would this fix it?86% say yes (210 votes)
5 weeks ago
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Prometheus (2012)
Why did Vickers and Shaw run in a straight line from the falling ring?Shaw shouts 'Left!' Vickers answers 'Which left?' and keeps running.
Would this fix it?91% say yes (175 votes)
1 month ago
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Titanic (1997)
Why didn't Jack climb onto the door with Rose?Replace the door with a wardrobe. It sinks in ten seconds and both of them are very upset.
Would this fix it?84% say yes (155 votes)
2 months ago
Swap a detailFunny
Armageddon (1998)
Why did NASA train oil drillers instead of sending astronauts?NASA sends astronauts. The astronauts call the drillers for help. The drillers charge by the hour.
Would this fix it?93% say yes (225 votes)
2 months ago